her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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