the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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