just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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