My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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