Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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