it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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