If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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