Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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