He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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