You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
