As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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