The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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