ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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