Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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