I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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