Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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