I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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