I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i think i just lost a toe
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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