Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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