Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Is Oprah even human
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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