fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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