sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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