they said they heard you say put it in my butt
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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