dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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