You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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