Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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