is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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