were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I need to calm my uterus...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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