I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i believe in u and ur pee
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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