Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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