Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
