then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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