I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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