If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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