This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish i was in the wii world.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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