there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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