Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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