I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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