I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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