I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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