my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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