Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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