We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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