I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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