Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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