I think my vagina is haunted
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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