Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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