I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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