can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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