Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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