you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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