I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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