Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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