would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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